Dog Day Afternoon

My boss recently adopted Chibi, a rat terrier, and brought him to the office several times.

A coworker has two dogs, Rigby and Yoda, and has brought them to the office several times.

On the fifth floor, there is a Yorkshire terrier named Gizmo and an adopted stray named Jojo.

On Wednesday, I figured I would take Romeo to the office. I love this pooch, but what a nightmare. He peed in the office and in the hallway. He pooped in the hall. He must have peed about twenty times outside. He followed me around the office and he did not get a wink of sleep, and I, in turn, did not get too much work done.

I put him on my desk to see if he could help, but no dice.

Romeo is so freaking cute, but he smells like a swamp and has stinky breath...

On my Psychic Abilities

Not too long ago, I had a dream that I came into the office and the carpet had been washed for the first time in 12 years. Instead, I arrived and the office reeked due to a wet carpet and my boss decided to rip it out.

Well, the carpet has been ripped up and our office is currently in shambles. Nevertheless, my psychic powers continue.

Two mornings ago, I had a dream that I was moved to the main area of the office. Lo and behold, this afternoon, my boss told me he wants to move me to the main area.

I wonder what I will dream of next.

The Office

My boss is a character. He is a bit like Michael Scott from The Office.

He turned our small refrigerator off this weekend to defrost the freezer. On Monday, a large amount of water leaked out from the bottom of the refrigerator and wet the carpet around it.

That night, or the following morning, I had a dream that when I arrived to our office, the carpet had been washed for the first time in twelve years. Unfortunately, when I arrived on Tuesday, the office smelled terrible due to the wet carpet.